So really?

I have questions:

Is having sex with a ghost the same as or different from masturbating? Well, first off is there sex involved in the physical sense, I sure there’s the mental aspect there I mean since it’s a marriage and all that.

I find it kind of confusing, or maybe cookoo because to me there is no substitute for a warm body, a warm body getting hot & heavy with;  you know what I mean? Yeah you do. 🙂

We all say we shouldn’t be judgemental; but we all  are in our own little or big way.  LOL

I’m not so much “judgey” as I am curious. Why am I laughing? Because I thought of a dead person I’d like to get jumped by – or something to that effect.  I was thinking if he had any friends or you know normal people stuff – as oppose to “spirit” stuff. Oh wait, all this is “spiritual” right? Dealing with spirit stuff is spiritual – so okay yeah.

I wonder if “Spirit Husband” is bragging to his friends: I got me a wifey 300 yrs younger then me.  Wonder if all the things she is saying, he is saying to his friends too. Like maybe there’s a club or organization of Ghost, excuse me; Spirits With Live Wives, or something like that. I mean if live people do it then wouldn’t “spirit” peeps do it too? Oh wait, there’s a different between ghost & spirits. Learn something new everyday.

He’s energy. So is there MORE energy? You know, compared to the human in person type of dude. This sex is like totally in you mind on the next level way past tantic?   I must be hung up over the “physicalness” of this ‘spirit marraige”  ❤

Interesting. Told you I had a lot of questions.


Be Blessed

Malama pono



I love weekends. The bad thing about it like everything else; it comes to an end. Oh well…

Just when I was getting comfortable, sleeping in & staying up late and not thinking; Sunday evening comes with the realization that, “I have to go to work tomorrow.”

Not complaining, just stating the obvious. I’ve been unemployed when every day is a weekend and there was no payday. For me the choice between being employed and unemployed is always employed. I love having a check every two weeks. It beats getting zero. If somebody paid me every two week to just stay home – I would.  But no Sugar Daddy in sight, so I work.  I think Sugar Daddy’s are over rated. LOL I just made that up, what the hell do I know – I’ve never had one.

I cherish my weekends because it means I have a job. But like with everything else; when you don’t have it you want it and when have it you think uh? Its another love hate relationship. You have to not have it to want it more. Then when you have it you have to be grateful regardless. Grateful is always good.

Weekends go so freaking fast. In a blink of an eye or couple of loads of laundry later its Sunday.  The “I can do it tomorrow” excuse of Friday & Saturday doesn’t work anymore. Uuuuh – I knew I should have done it yesterday. Hmmmm 🙂

It’s Monday and I made it safe to work – Thank you Jesus. Traffic can be such a bitch. I bet there’s some one it traffic who called me that.  Probably the person I called a MF! LOL

Gotta go and earn my paycheck. Its payday week! Hurrah! WalMart funding. I need to stay out of there. Yeah I should go to Target!


Be Blessed (\O/)

Malama pono


I always have my keys.  I always know where my keys are. I throw it into my purse. Always my ass.

I had one of those I can’t find my keys morning. You know when you are all ready to leave, you pickup all what you need to take and you grab your keys… BUT there are no keys. I searched my whole purse, you never know what can be found in the depths a big bag. Where the hell are my keys?

My mind back tracks, I came home & I didn’t go anywhere THEREFORE its in this house! My bedroom! I do have a tendency to throw it on the bed sometimes and forget about it. So I search all around the bed, high low, you never know. LOL

My work bag; equivalent to a backpack but its a just bag with work homework and stuff I don’t put in my purse but I take it to work just in case. The work bag was filled with junk, I mean stuff I wanted to take to my work world aka desk. No keys in the work bag.

I finally think to physically back track and walk back to the front door. Walking walking and wah-luh. FOUND IT on the couch. WTH Always know where my keys are? LOL

I get paranoid when I can’t find my keys.  🙂



Be Blessed (\O/)

Malama pono



Somethings I Don’t Get

There are a lot of things that I don’t get. I mean I sort of do get it but why? I don’t know how to explain it is something I don’t get. I’m special like that. LOL

For instance:

The Khardasians – Why are they famous? Stuff like that I don’t get it.

The Secret!  – Obviously I’ve not gotten it yet. 🙂 But soon; I am hopeful & thankful.

Electorial College – who invented that and it sounds out dated but what do I know, I don’t get it. I know I should google. But its more fun to ask.

Common Sense – If it’s so common why do so many people not have it. Uncommon sense? More like stupid sometimes. Craycray. 🙂

Reality TV – How real is it to have a camera crew in your face, all the time, most of the time.  Even the how to survive in the wilderness type of shows – there’s no one here for miles and miles  blah blah blah. You and the camera man or crew.

The Batchelor or Bachelorette – Maybe I’m old school fuddy duddy but that is not how you find “love”. I think it comes off kind of slutty, man whore-ish. Kind of germy too, mouth to mouth with all of them. But that’s me. Probably cause I don’t like drama (although I do like Korean dramas LOL). Love is not a winner takes all kind of game. They are in front of a camera, please. “We had such a connection” and I didn’t get a fkng rose. Boohoo. Yeah but he/she got to make out with you! Some one got something.  Do they go all the way? I’m assuming. Maybe the guys judge by who goes DOWN the best.  Imagine, you did not get a rose because you suck at sucking. LOL Do women care about who goes down the best? Sensations are sensations – LOL I crack myself up LOL It’s not about s-e-x, uh-huh that’s what they all say.




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Malama Pono



Everywhere I look there is temptation and my will power is lacking. 🙂

A coworker gave me 3 homemade cookies. I couldn’t say no, I couldn’t NOT eat it. That would be rude, right? Miaculpa. Miaculpa.  Tasted soooo good. Felt soooo guilty. But I’ll live. LOL

This morning in the company kitchen; cake & pie. It’s a freaking test!

I am a certified dessert first kind of person. Well obviously not now but I was and hope to return to be one. I have such a sweet tooth.  Eating a banana just does compare to piece of banan cream pie. Two different ends of a spectrum.

I’ve been grocery shopping conscientiously and reading labels blah blah blah AND like I said; Everything has sugar in it!

I think grocery stores should have a NO SALT  section and a NO SUGAR section.  Help me out here.

I am searching for sugarfree Ding Dongs.



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Malama Pono



Feeling Cute

You know how some days you get ready for work or to go out and you just feel cute? Ok today is not that day but there are those days right.

Sometimes I think it’s just hormones; imbalances or surges. LOL I think sometimes its the clothes; when everything fits right and feels good.  Then other times it the good hair day. When all of that fall together then you have that “I feel cute” day. 🙂

Everyday cannot be a “I feel cute” day. Well I  suppose it could, depending on your mindset. I’m sure there are people who think they are cute everyday or they work at it. Cute is in the eyes of the beholder. What’s cute to one person may not be cute to another.

For example:  Pajama pants on little kids at the mall. Cute. Pajama pants on elderly people at the mall. Look like they forgot to change clothes to go out.  You know what I mean.

With me its hit or miss. Lot of misses, a hit now and then. LOL Ok with me it’s MENTO az why! 8)

It’s a mind thing ain’t it? If you think it, you are. Too many days I don’t think I’m cute enough, then again – WHY do I need to think this? LOL I crack myself up…

It’s about being a positive person. The hell if my shoes are older then my co-workers.



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Malama pono

False Alarm Hawaii

So I’m texting my sister about this and she says “yeah you’re missing all the action.”  Funny but not, but I think that’s my family; we take things in stride and don’t really panic until the very last minute, it takes a while to register that it is a life or death situation. Maybe we’re just slow like that or we’re just super calm -WTH can you do?

When I think of seeking shelter, especially from a possible nuke attack; I’m thinking of a secure fortified structure prefereable underground, safe from nuclear fall out. Hawaii doesn’t have that. Well it probably does, but on the military base. For the everyday people, you got nothing. You got prayers; thats what you got! Just pray.

My first thought when I heard of the  possible attack was – SO IT WASN’T INTERCEPTED?  They just let a ballistic missle go ballistic – you know what I mean. Maybe I read too much Brad Thor books or Richard Marcinko but you know there’s a reason we have the military and making sure a freaking bomb doesn’t fall on Hawaii is like a no brainer. They’ve been hit before – remember?

Back when I was kid – it was assumed Pearl Harbr & other military installations in Hawaii could posibley be bombed, again. My school was close to Pearl Harbor and another military base. I remembe all the bomb drills we had, diving under our desk.  We even use to get time. Back in those days girls couldn’t and didn’t wear pants to shcool. All girls wore dresses. Girls had to remeber to tuck their dresses under their behnd crouching under the desks. Every now and then you’d hear “I can see yo’panty.”

I was in second grade when we all were given a paper to take home and it highly suggested that families purchase a dog tag for their child. It was twenty five cents. The dog tag has our name, address and parents name. The reasoning was; we would probably be attacked on a week day, during working hours while parents are at work and kids our at school. Dog tage would help us be united with our parents. Although decades later I read something about, the IDs would help identify bodies.  Which I think is closer to the truth. But you don’t tell 2nd graders that. Hawaii never got attacked in the 60’s – Bay of Pigs and all that. But for a long long time there was alway a Russian submarine out in international waters.

I want to know what the conspiracy theory is on this event. I think someone paid someone to do it, kinda like a test run you know. Find out people reaction time, how and what happens if and when and what not. Maybe somebody’s selling bomb shelters and nobody’s buying  hmmmm. There was probably some kind of military wheeling and dealing going. Or some asshole playing chicken with the island. Hmmmm And speaking of Ahole…..

WHAT no immediate Twitter response from the Commander. No – PSYCH! No I told you so blah blah blah. No offical state of emergency this is unexceptable we will get to the bottom of this statement. Leadership Hello? A little too late, couple of days later…. We know you don’t give a ratsass about Obama’s home state, but this has nothing to do we Obama and everything to do with THE PEOPLE. Remember “for the people, by the people” nevermind you don’t, its not part of the bottomline. AND You know what; Hawaii’s golf course are way better then Florida’s golf courses.  LOL

Luckily Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard was on it. She understands leadership and war; she has experience.



Since this wake up call incident there has been many memes and videos making light of the situation. And respectfully so, its local humor. All the ones I’ve seen is in Pidgin English so extra funny to me.  Everybody is safe nobody wenmakidiedead, ok us can laugh at ourselves now. Laughing is healthier then worrying about what you have no control of.  Laughter is good medicine. With that said some of the comment made about the “funny stuff” are so NOT Local – you know what I mean. Saying crap about its not funny that blah blah blah – and understandably so – but you know what moving FWD…

Anyways one of my favorite pieces is da one with da Govana, and they wen change his speech into to Pidgin and it ends wit:  I love abody, I love all of youguu except dat onedumbfaka who wen press da button. 


Be Blessed (\O/)

Malama pono




Everything Has Sugar

What food doesn’t have sugar? If its man made its got sugar huh? Duh!

So fruits then. I’m addicted to munching. Just wanted something to munch on. Grapes! I’m munching on grapes.  How healthy am I, TODAY.


Maybe its the crunching I miss. Whats a crunchy healthy snack?

I was reading labels on the breakfast bars; and they ALL have sugar. Did not see no sugar free nothing. Like there’s no salt free nothing. We are all gonna die, ain’t it.


Grapes ain’t so bad though, I like grapes. Seedless. It’s not polite to spit at work.  Or where ever. 🙂

I think its  me and the munching thing. Now grazing on grapes.


It’s Def-con F now!


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Malama pono

No Sugar

Everything has sugar in it. Everything has salt in it. Been down the No Salt road. Now I love fries with no salt. 🙂

I had a run in with the doctor. Well not really, regular scheduled appointment. My five viles of blood and cup of pee revealed unacceptable numbers. This too high, that too low, adjust meds here and there, add more drugs.

WTH I can’t afford myself I ain’t buying no moe drugs. You would think I’d be addicted to something after all these years of going to the drug store to pick up drugs.

I was reading the “description” of a particular drug that I will not mention by name; they might sue me and I won’t have money to buy their product. Right. Supposabley this drug will remove sugars via your pee. Ooookkkkaaayyy.

A few of the side effects include: yeast infection and cancer of the liver. WHAT!?

So what are you saying; my sugar will be down but my cancer will be up?  WTH.

I was reading about the yeast infection part and grossed out about the part that men can get yeast infections too. I knew about me, didn’t know about them! The description  of a man with yeast infection painted  an undesirable picture. Well when is pictures of infections desirable? But you know what I mean

My “numbers” are all outta whack, too high, too low and part of that is trying to get my thyroid meds balanced. Which I don’t think it has ever been balanced. It’s either up or down. Currently its over corrected. So dosage has to be adjusted. For the weekdays I take one does & for the weekend I take a lower dose. Assuming I remember to pick the right bottle. I’m going blind reading prescription bottles.

So the doc says: Let’s try NO Sugar for 30 days and we’ll see how that goes, come back in 30 days.  And in my mind I heard, 5 more viles of blood & a cup of shishi.

Fine. If I did no salt, only fair to do no sugar. Should be interesting going down this Hangry Road. LOL I feel skinny all ready just thinking about it.

Note to self: Get rid of your emergency stash of Dingdongs in your desk.




Be blessed (\O/)

Malama pono


New Year’s Resolution(s)

I don’t make them. What’s the point? I already know I lie a lot to myself. Why publicize? You know what I mean? 🙂

Besides its usually the same:  loose weight, pay off bills, save money, unclutter/unhoard, be a nicer person to that one or two people you always act like a shithead to, stuff like that.

I will make my resolutions known after I accomplish them. That’s code for: you’ll never hear me speak of – I lost weight, paid off all my bill and I have saved tons of money. Actually though when I do lose major weight I will flaunt it.  I always wanted to be in the magazine as an example you know the BEFORE & AFTER pictures. I find that so inspiring and proud of those who have reached that status. Me, I’m sort of stuck in BEFORE mode. Hopefully when I grow up I’ll reach that AFTER look. LOL

I think people just make resolutions just cause of peer pressure or because that’s what you’re suppose to do etc. Resolutions are good, its not a bad thing. It’s even better when you accomplish them. Well duh, its the same as having goals. New Year’s Goals – sounds like hockey huh? New Year’s Resolution – sounds more formal and legally binding.

Resolutions are bad for me because I have such an attitude about it, how predictable; setting myself up for failure. If you think you are going to fail you are right. But if I don’t think about it I have nothing to fear. Ignorance is bliss.  LOL Or something to that effect. 🙂


Be Blessed (\O/)

Malama pono