So I’m texting my sister about this and she says “yeah you’re missing all the action.” Funny but not, but I think that’s my family; we take things in stride and don’t really panic until the very last minute, it takes a while to register that it is a life or death situation. Maybe we’re just slow like that or we’re just super calm -WTH can you do?
When I think of seeking shelter, especially from a possible nuke attack; I’m thinking of a secure fortified structure prefereable underground, safe from nuclear fall out. Hawaii doesn’t have that. Well it probably does, but on the military base. For the everyday people, you got nothing. You got prayers; thats what you got! Just pray.
My first thought when I heard of the possible attack was – SO IT WASN’T INTERCEPTED? They just let a ballistic missle go ballistic – you know what I mean. Maybe I read too much Brad Thor books or Richard Marcinko but you know there’s a reason we have the military and making sure a freaking bomb doesn’t fall on Hawaii is like a no brainer. They’ve been hit before – remember?
Back when I was kid – it was assumed Pearl Harbr & other military installations in Hawaii could posibley be bombed, again. My school was close to Pearl Harbor and another military base. I remembe all the bomb drills we had, diving under our desk. We even use to get time. Back in those days girls couldn’t and didn’t wear pants to shcool. All girls wore dresses. Girls had to remeber to tuck their dresses under their behnd crouching under the desks. Every now and then you’d hear “I can see yo’panty.”
I was in second grade when we all were given a paper to take home and it highly suggested that families purchase a dog tag for their child. It was twenty five cents. The dog tag has our name, address and parents name. The reasoning was; we would probably be attacked on a week day, during working hours while parents are at work and kids our at school. Dog tage would help us be united with our parents. Although decades later I read something about, the IDs would help identify bodies. Which I think is closer to the truth. But you don’t tell 2nd graders that. Hawaii never got attacked in the 60’s – Bay of Pigs and all that. But for a long long time there was alway a Russian submarine out in international waters.
I want to know what the conspiracy theory is on this event. I think someone paid someone to do it, kinda like a test run you know. Find out people reaction time, how and what happens if and when and what not. Maybe somebody’s selling bomb shelters and nobody’s buying hmmmm. There was probably some kind of military wheeling and dealing going. Or some asshole playing chicken with the island. Hmmmm And speaking of Ahole…..
WHAT no immediate Twitter response from the Commander. No – PSYCH! No I told you so blah blah blah. No offical state of emergency this is unexceptable we will get to the bottom of this statement. Leadership Hello? A little too late, couple of days later…. We know you don’t give a ratsass about Obama’s home state, but this has nothing to do we Obama and everything to do with THE PEOPLE. Remember “for the people, by the people” nevermind you don’t, its not part of the bottomline. AND You know what; Hawaii’s golf course are way better then Florida’s golf courses. LOL
Luckily Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard was on it. She understands leadership and war; she has experience.
Since this wake up call incident there has been many memes and videos making light of the situation. And respectfully so, its local humor. All the ones I’ve seen is in Pidgin English so extra funny to me. Everybody is safe nobody wenmakidiedead, ok us can laugh at ourselves now. Laughing is healthier then worrying about what you have no control of. Laughter is good medicine. With that said some of the comment made about the “funny stuff” are so NOT Local – you know what I mean. Saying crap about its not funny that blah blah blah – and understandably so – but you know what moving FWD…
Anyways one of my favorite pieces is da one with da Govana, and they wen change his speech into to Pidgin and it ends wit: I love abody, I love all of youguu except dat onedumbfaka who wen press da button.
Be Blessed (\O/)